Um… huh? I came home from running errands and had the biggest laugh. My mom’s computer is viewable from the front door so as I come in I see the last website she was at (because she hadn’t minimized or closed the windows). There on the screen is Fall Out Boy’s myspace page! lmao I’m not sure how she ended up there because her and Loud Guy went out to dinner, but I’ll be sure to ask when they get back. I can’t stop giggling about it. I tried one of the new (iced) Orange Mocha’s from Starbucks and I’m never getting one again. Too much orange and not enough…

Dear Human Companion, The cat is despicable. She doesn’t do any tricks and never comes when you call and I’ve been there and I know she can hear you. We need to face facts: It’s time to get rid of the cat.

My baby brother went to his first high school formal last night. I can’t believe it. I feel old. lol My mom and I went to see him and his friends off in the limo and took lots of pictures. He informed me that they played “Tearing Up My Heart” at the dance. bwahahahahahahaha! He said everyone was dancing and singing along. eta: He also says they played “My Love” and if they played more Justin he doesn’t remember. They played hip hop and techno most of the time. Bah. 11:51am – AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! My brother is singing TUMH right now. 11:55am – This just gets better and better. He said…

ahahahahahaha! I am way to easily amused. Dispatcher: Okay, what exactly is it you want us to do for you? Woman: I . . . send an officer down here. I . . . I want them to make me . . . Dispatcher: Ma’am, we’re not gonna go down there and enforce your Western Bacon Cheeseburger. Seriously, getting the incorrect burger is not a reason to call the cops. I want my burger!