Oy with the poodles already

There’s a small local paper that comes out once a week that features a sampling of calls the police department receives. I don’t know if they always intend on finding crazy reports, but there’s always at least one in there.

Wednesday, June 6. 8:32pm: A man said a small poodle was chasing him and refused to leave his home on the 400 block of Oregon Street.

Ok. A POODLE? You called 911 because a poodle was on your lawn? Seriously?

What the…

  • Um… huh? I came home from running errands and had the biggest laugh. My mom’s computer is viewable from the front door so as I come in I see the last website she was at (because she hadn’t minimized or closed the windows). There on the screen is Fall Out Boy’s myspace page! lmao I’m not sure how she ended up there because her and Loud Guy went out to dinner, but I’ll be sure to ask when they get back. I can’t stop giggling about it.
  • I tried one of the new (iced) Orange Mocha’s from Starbucks and I’m never getting one again. Too much orange and not enough mocha. Blech.
  • I’m watching Open Water on FX. I’ve never seen it before and I think I know why. lol I’m only a half hour in so maybe I just haven’t gotten to the good part yet. They just went into the water to scuba dive so they should be abandoned any time soon. It’s filmed so that it looks like home movies or something, which just makes it weirder. And now they are alone! ::cue the Jaws theme::

Meet George

I decided that Murphy wasn’t enough for me. Meet George.

My mom thinks I’m nuts. lol

Meet Murphy

Guess what! I have a new boyfriend.

His name is Murphy.

Isn’t he the cutest! I made him last night.