There’s a small local paper that comes out once a week that features a sampling of calls the police department receives. I don’t know if they always intend on finding crazy reports, but there’s always at least one in there.
Wednesday, June 6. 8:32pm: A man said a small poodle was chasing him and refused to leave his home on the 400 block of Oregon Street.
Ok. A POODLE? You called 911 because a poodle was on your lawn? Seriously?