ahahahahahaha! I am way to easily amused.
Dispatcher: Okay, what exactly is it you want us to do for you?
Woman: I . . . send an officer down here. I . . . I want them to make me . . .
Dispatcher: Ma’am, we’re not gonna go down there and enforce your Western Bacon Cheeseburger.
Seriously, getting the incorrect burger is not a reason to call the cops.